If It’s Not in the Notebook, It Didn’t Happen
If It’s Not in the Notebook, It Didn’t Happen – Because Life is Too Messy for Loose Notes
Whether you’re jotting down genius ideas, making questionable life plans, or just pretending to be organized, the If It’s Not in the Notebook, It Didn’t Happen notebook is here for it. Functional, funny, and ready to hold your random thoughts, this notebook is the sidekick you didn’t know you needed.
Why You Need This 150 Page Notebook:
✔ Versatile & Ready for Anything – Use it for notes, doodles, grocery lists, or dramatic diary entries.
✔ Premium Quality – Thick, no-bleed pages for writing, sketching, or aggressively crossing things out.
✔ Coming soon: multiple Binding Options – Choose from spiral, softcover, or hardcover to fit your note-taking (or paper-throwing) style.
✔ A Daily Dose of Humor – Because life’s too short for boring notebooks.
Perfect for:
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Over-thinkers, list-makers, and professional procrastinator
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Students, employees, and anyone just trying to keep it together
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Gifting to that one friend who always has a notebook
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Writing things down so you can forget them later
🔥 Warning: May cause increased productivity, sarcastic inspiration, and an overwhelming need to buy more notebooks.
Get yours now and give your thoughts a place to live (other than your already overwhelmed brain).
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Please read our FAQs page to find out more.
How long does it take to receive my order?
All notebooks are made to order. Orders can take 3-5 business days to print. Shipping times will depend on location.
Can I expedite my order?
We don' t have teleportation (yet), but expedited shipping is available at checkout.
Can I customize my notebook?
Right now, we do not offer customizations on orders. (unless you're a nonprofit) - see our Give Back Page for more information.
What kind of paper do you use?
Our pages are premium, no bleed pages (because nobody likes ink smudges.) Perfect for pen, pencil and dramatic doodles.
What payments do you take?
We take all major credit cards, PayPal and good vides. (Okay, not the last one, but we wish!)